panduus:

mr-up-on-a-downer:

popegoodvibes-v7:

sandmandaddy69:

dont forget warhammer where the dwarfs beheaded an elf king for mocking our beards

>our

Reminds me of this post:

netoey:

‘Saturn devouring his son’

whisqrs:

*lightning strikes in front of me in public* 

a girl: that was so scary!! 

me: *shakes head* was just a cheap jump scare.. not true horror

256gb:

slog420:

taiga-fujimura-official:

agent 47 disguising himself as a fat little german boy with a lollipop wearing a propeller beanie

47, your target is William Wonka

47. This next mission is a bit unorthodox. Your target is William Wonka, age unknown. Wonka is a widely known candy manufacturer, and just so happens to control 83% of the global chocolate trade, which as you may have guessed, is undesirable for our client. Intel on the target is relatively slim, however… Wonka has been secluded in his factory for decades—nobody ever goes in, nobody ever comes out. However, two weeks ago, he has placed five golden tickets inside randomly selected candy bars which will grant the holder access to a free tour of the mysterious factory… and access to Wonka himself. I hope you have a sweet tooth, 47, because you’ve got a golden ticket.

brothernatures:

not to be a fake psychic but i just like…know